| Unfortunately, you've been framed for murder, and now you're facing the death penalty (if you're gonna say your country doesn't apply it, well now it does!). The only choice you have left in your life is how it ends, and there are plenty of ways to go. So what will be your choice? A plain boring lethal injection? The guillotine? Hanging? The firing squad? The gas chamber? The electric chair? Burned at the stake? Flaying? Thrown from a tall building? Slowly eaten alive by vicious dogs? A one-way trip inside the brazen bull? Dissolved in Yosemite's hot spring pools? Also, God is looking down, and He says that the more entertaining your death, the better your stats will be in your next life. |
| In that case I want to be shot by an anti-tank gun and it needs to be filmed, I always wondered what that would look like. inb4 suffocate by thighs BOOOOORING REDDIT PLATINUM |
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 Is this an option? I’d like to die from this. |
| Auroraloose's Aurorasimp “Like poking a strange horny animal with a stick” -Fleurbleue the incredibly beautiful and sadistic Québécois |
| Ohhh...ok, but don't say I didn't warn you... . . . . I wanna recreate that scene in To Love-ru where Rito is turned into a mouse and somehow ends up between the legs of Haruna & Yui in a scissor position and is being suffocated by their panties |
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| Suffocation by thighs Suffocation by thighs Suffocation by thighs Pleeeeeeeease God, if I'm going to to heaven, please let it be due to the thighs. |
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| Being killed by my aunt while she hug and kiss me one last time and she kills me without pain , idk how its called but this little thing you put on someone body who kills him without pain |
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| Just gas me with helium or nitrogen inside an enclosed space. |
Reply to PeripheralVision
Is this an option? I’d like to die from this.
| @PeripheralVision that hip bone fracture looks like the most painful thing imaginable |
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Reply to Commit_Crime
In that case I want to be shot by an anti-tank gun and it needs to be filmed, I always wondered what that would look like.
inb4 suffocate by thighs BOOOOORING REDDIT PLATINUM
inb4 suffocate by thighs BOOOOORING REDDIT PLATINUM
Commit_Crime said: Pretty much that would turn you into pink mist. I always wondered what that would look like. |
Reply to PeripheralVision
Is this an option? I’d like to die from this.
| @PeripheralVision You want to have sex with gigantic brutish women until your lower body bones and organs crumble. That seems incredibly painful and you'll probably agonize for a very long time so I'll approve of it. |
Reply to Little_Sheepling
Ohhh...ok, but don't say I didn't warn you...
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I wanna recreate that scene in To Love-ru where Rito is turned into a mouse and somehow ends up between the legs of Haruna & Yui in a scissor position and is being suffocated by their panties
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I wanna recreate that scene in To Love-ru where Rito is turned into a mouse and somehow ends up between the legs of Haruna & Yui in a scissor position and is being suffocated by their panties
| @Little_Sheepling I really legitimately didn't expect you all to be so horny. I guess I somehow forgot on which website I am. |
Reply to KittenCuddler
Suffocation by thighs
Suffocation by thighs
Suffocation by thighs
Pleeeeeeeease God, if I'm going to to heaven, please let it be due to the thighs.
Suffocation by thighs
Suffocation by thighs
Pleeeeeeeease God, if I'm going to to heaven, please let it be due to the thighs.
| @KittenCuddler Instructions unclear, you got suffocated by Trump's naked thighs. |
Reply to fleurbleue
@KittenCuddler Instructions unclear, you got suffocated by Trump's naked thighs.
fleurbleue said: suffocated by Trump's naked thighs. while YMCA is playing in the background on topic, lethal injection will do |
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| the more i think about it the more i want to end my days in my aunt arms even if it happens to be soon because this will probably be the higher level of happiness reachable by an human being |
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| I will written off by dying from "sudden person death syndrome" much like "sudden infant death syndrome." People just... randomly die y'know? Someone couldn't have sponsored it! |
| Probably a very vanilla choice but I'll choose the hanging (long-drop). Quick and relatively painless assuming my neck breaks. Not that messy either. |
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| Nuclear radiation! Enough to be dead within a day! I've always been curious what being irradiated feels like. |
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@PeripheralVision You want to have sex with gigantic brutish women until your lower body bones and organs crumble. That seems incredibly painful and you'll probably agonize for a very long time so I'll approve of it.
| @fleurbleue Well…yeah. The pain is the point. Though honestly, I’ll probably die from anal bleeding once I introduce the ancient art of pegging. |
| Auroraloose's Aurorasimp “Like poking a strange horny animal with a stick” -Fleurbleue the incredibly beautiful and sadistic Québécois |
| Violent suffocation by big bewbs from an attractive young lady/woman in the most entertaining way possible lol |
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@fleurbleue
Well…yeah. The pain is the point. Though honestly, I’ll probably die from anal bleeding once I introduce the ancient art of pegging.
Well…yeah. The pain is the point. Though honestly, I’ll probably die from anal bleeding once I introduce the ancient art of pegging.
| @PeripheralVision If the strap-on is proportionate to her size, then I'm pretty sure you would die from internal injuries. You know, like the Boeing engineer. |
Reply to Sasori56483
I choose execution by Cardiac arrest from laughing too much of Adam Sandler's movie jokes. I am into slow and painful.
| @Sasori56483 Sorry but you could survive into old age with that method so it is denied. |
| Death by Snu-Snu. (I was sentenced to death for going on a rampage because of the 30 character limit) |
| My waifu is the most wonderful waifu. Mai Valentine. We're freaking out that we're running out of time, but to do what? Should i stop and think of that? Is there something i could do to slow it down? Live in a day for once, instead of watch it sprinting by |
Reply to fleurbleue
@PeripheralVision If the strap-on is proportionate to her size, then I'm pretty sure you would die from internal injuries. You know, like the Boeing engineer.
| @fleurbleue I’d be the Boning engineer, get it? |
| Auroraloose's Aurorasimp “Like poking a strange horny animal with a stick” -Fleurbleue the incredibly beautiful and sadistic Québécois |
| Is old age an option? Seriously though, I guess something quick and fast. Maybe a bullet to the head. |
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| hmm.. all the ideas I'm getting to my head are too painful, and I want less pain.. I want to be injected with lethal injection O_O ..I am weirdly fond of the moments I was given anesthesia actually... ..typing this feels like an ominous thing :'( |
| Suffocation, face-sitting (female version, obviously). Well, that is if I had to choose my death. Obviously, I intend to live forever. |
| https://health.clevelandclinic.org/health-risks-of-spicy-food Can eating spicy foods kill you? “The hottest peppers, like ghost peppers, can kill you. But it’s highly unlikely,” states Dr. Capin. “You would have to eat a huge amount of them. For instance, if you weigh 150 pounds, you would have to eat 3 pounds of ghost peppers to cause a deadly reaction.” The rule of thumb, he says, is to not eat more than 1/50th of your weight in hot peppers. Probably not my choice method as I can't imagine it would be that entertaining to watch but it's not off the table. |
| To be dropped from a height by Satan himself onto a scorching, bare mountain, broken and mangled, exposed to the sun, in sight of water but unable to reach it, fed on by birds and insects for six days, all before being assaulted by an infernal storm and swept away into a gorge by the resulting flood. That ought to give me some decent stats in the next life. |
Teach a man to cook, and he can’t fish. But teach a man to fish, and he feeds himself and cooks. -👧 ( ° ω ˣ ) |
| If I had to go with a conventional method, firing squad. Ideally, put under anesthesia and overdosed on some medication. Would rather go with something mostly painless than enduring pain just for better stats. |
 Be safe and well travels, Chris |
| Instructions unclear, I got crushed by a 2 ton planet name Caseoh |
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| Meth + coke + poppers + viagra. Heart attack, quick and peaceful death, right? But may I take another MAL user with me for a while? I don't want to die alone, need someone to hold my hand, you know... |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
| I want my death to be very slow and pleasant, so a hot vampire lady who loves to suck the blood out of me, preferably over the course of multiple decades. |
ZarutakuMar 2, 11:12 AM
KittenCuddler said: Suffocation by thighs Suffocation by thighs Suffocation by thighs Pleeeeeeeease God, if I'm going to to heaven, please let it be due to the thighs. I doubt your cats can suffocate you with their thighs. |
Reply to wizdom224
https://health.clevelandclinic.org/health-risks-of-spicy-food
Probably not my choice method as I can't imagine it would be that entertaining to watch but it's not off the table.
Can eating spicy foods kill you?
“The hottest peppers, like ghost peppers, can kill you. But it’s highly unlikely,” states Dr. Capin. “You would have to eat a huge amount of them. For instance, if you weigh 150 pounds, you would have to eat 3 pounds of ghost peppers to cause a deadly reaction.” The rule of thumb, he says, is to not eat more than 1/50th of your weight in hot peppers.
“The hottest peppers, like ghost peppers, can kill you. But it’s highly unlikely,” states Dr. Capin. “You would have to eat a huge amount of them. For instance, if you weigh 150 pounds, you would have to eat 3 pounds of ghost peppers to cause a deadly reaction.” The rule of thumb, he says, is to not eat more than 1/50th of your weight in hot peppers.
Probably not my choice method as I can't imagine it would be that entertaining to watch but it's not off the table.
| @wizdom224 To force you to eat ghost peppers until death could be quite entertaining actually. I can easily imagine you, red-faced and crying, your face covered in snot, begging me to stop as I shove more of them into your mouth. |
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@wizdom224 To force you to eat ghost peppers until death could be quite entertaining actually. I can easily imagine you, red-faced and crying, your face covered in snot, begging me to stop as I shove more of them into your mouth.
| @fleurbleue Amateur-ish fantasy. From all the places you can use ghost pepper on, the mouth is probably the least frightening. |
| so my choice? NUKE ME WITH THE STRONGEST ONE THAT EVER EXISTED, TSAR BOMBA RIGHT? |
Reply to 149597871
@fleurbleue
Amateur-ish fantasy. From all the places you can use ghost pepper on, the mouth is probably the least frightening.
Amateur-ish fantasy. From all the places you can use ghost pepper on, the mouth is probably the least frightening.
| @149597871 Fine then, I will rub my fingers covered with ghost pepper juice into their eyes. But my hands aren't going anywhere near any other orifices. If you're not satisfied you do it instead! |
Reply to 149597871
Suffocation, face-sitting (female version, obviously).
Well, that is if I had to choose my death. Obviously, I intend to live forever.
Well, that is if I had to choose my death. Obviously, I intend to live forever.
| @149597871 Ironically, you would live forever in the memories of men everywhere dying in this bad-ass based way. My preferred way to die: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD fully-loaded firing squad and shoot me in the head a bunch. |
| I want to be executed with immortality. |
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| I personally want to be executed by a close friend. Or Fleurbleue. @Fleurbleue |
| Auroraloose's Aurorasimp “Like poking a strange horny animal with a stick” -Fleurbleue the incredibly beautiful and sadistic Québécois |
| One ticket for the Euthanasia Coaster please. |
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I personally want to be executed by a close friend. Or Fleurbleue. @Fleurbleue
| @PeripheralVision Is this still about the snu snu thing? I'm sure we're both aware I could never crush your pelvis in a hundred years. But if you want, I can slowly and very carefully put you inside an industrial crusher (feet first of course). |
| Hmm... in that case I'll just die trying to break out, what's more entertaining than a prison break? |
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@PeripheralVision Is this still about the snu snu thing? I'm sure we're both aware I could never crush your pelvis in a hundred years. But if you want, I can slowly and very carefully put you inside an industrial crusher (feet first of course).
| @fleurbleue Actually I was making a joke by singling you out in the vein of My Friends and Zoidberg. In this case I was thinking of having friends or you shoot me in the face. |
| Auroraloose's Aurorasimp “Like poking a strange horny animal with a stick” -Fleurbleue the incredibly beautiful and sadistic Québécois |
Reply to PeripheralVision
@fleurbleue Actually I was making a joke by singling you out in the vein of My Friends and Zoidberg. In this case I was thinking of having friends or you shoot me in the face.
| @PeripheralVision I knew all that but preferred to ignore it. But now that you're taking the time to explain it like I'm five, the rejection feels even more painful.🥲 Unless what you meant to say is that I'm not a close friend but actually your best friend? That's what it is, right?🥺 |
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